I've come to appreciate other people's talents.

My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing.

I've always thought that a name says a lot about a person. So naturally, being named Howard, I always wanted to crawl into a hole.

I'm the voice of honesty.

I think people of lesser talent will become stars.

I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring.

I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock.