Here's what happens when you die--you sit in a box and get eaten by worms. I guarantee you that when you die, nothing cool happens.

There are a lot of so-called "good Americans" who are really a bunch of bums.

I'm the voice of honesty.

I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death.

I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated.

I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring.

I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.