I don't think there's one thing I've ever said on the radio that would have been found indecent or obscene.
Howard SternI'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring.
Howard SternIf you're a Christian you don't sit there and worry about what somebody else is doing, if they're happy and they're committed in a relationship.
Howard SternI'm for legalizing marijuana. Why pick on those drugs? Valium is legal. You just go to a doctor and get it and overdose on it - what's the difference? Prozac, all that stuff, so why not marijuana? Who cares? It's something that grows out of the ground - why not? Go smoke a head of cabbage. I don't care what you smoke.
Howard SternI'm trapped inside of me and I don't go out at all. I go to bed at eight o'clock at night. I never go out during the week. I'm in psychotherapy four days a week, pretty heavy commitment to it.
Howard SternSet about doing good to somebody. Put on your hat and go and visit the sick and poor of your neighborhood; inquire into their circumstances and minister to their wants. Seek out the desolate and afflicted and oppressed. . . I have often tried this method, and have always found it the best medicine for a heavy heart.
Howard Stern