I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.
I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.
I don't talk about my salary.
Relationships are based on trust until you meet someone new.
I've actually apologized to some people I was a real jerk to, because I feel ashamed. I didn't need to be that hungry. There was something going on inside me when I was angry and feeling very threatened and not feeling good about myself.
Rick Shapiro is a top comedian.