Right now I've got just two rules to live by. Rule one: don't taunt elephants. Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who taunts elephants. -Sergeant Schlock

Maxim 20: If you’re not willing to shell your own position, you’re not willing to win. -The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries

As long as we only have to lie to the enemy, it's honest enough for me. -Captain Tagon

The size of the promised paycheck is inversely proportional to the likelihood of surviving to collect it.

Judging by the sounds of general panic, I want a gun like that.

Spy' is such a short ugly word. I prefer 'espionage.' Those extra three syllables really say something.

Where's your sense of adventure? It died under mysterious circumstances. My sense of self-preservation found the body, but assures me it has an airtight alibi. -Captain Tagon & Captain Andreyasn