You know everyone loves to be the villain.

Now [after doing Pilates], I have muscles of steel and could easily deal with giving birth.

I cling to the fantasy that I could have done something more creative. Like actually writing a script, or writing a book. But the awful truth is that I... probably can't!

I could do with more mobbing. Particularly from women. I'd like to be treated like Ricky Martin.

And I particularly like the whole thing of being boss. Boss and employee... It's the slave quality that I find very alluring.

And film acting is incredibly tedious, just by its nature. It's incredibly, mind numbingly slow.

Plus, teaching brings home to you very fast that you actually know nothing. I didn't realize that before.