The only reason my work seems to be eclectic up to a certain period is because I was a failure as an actor.

My dad used to have to open the second bottle of wine in the loo in case Mum heard the cork coming out.

I find it hard to understand why Scorsese has never called. You know, given the natural menace I bring to the screen.

The only reason my work seems to be eclectic up to a certain period is because I was a failure as an actor.

I could do with more mobbing. Particularly from women. I'd like to be treated like Ricky Martin.

I quite like Pilates now. I have a Pilates girl in every city.

Plus, teaching brings home to you very fast that you actually know nothing. I didn't realize that before.