The only reason my work seems to be eclectic up to a certain period is because I was a failure as an actor.

I could do with more mobbing. Particularly from women. I'd like to be treated like Ricky Martin.

You know everyone loves to be the villain.

I find it hard to understand why Scorsese has never called. You know, given the natural menace I bring to the screen.

I cling to the fantasy that I could have done something more creative. Like actually writing a script, or writing a book. But the awful truth is that I... probably can't!

The only reason my work seems to be eclectic up to a certain period is because I was a failure as an actor.

I had Courtney Love's left bosom out of her dress on my plate in front of me. It was extraordinary. I didn't know where to look.