I cling to the fantasy that I could have done something more creative. Like actually writing a script, or writing a book. But the awful truth is that I... probably can't!

I find it hard to understand why Scorsese has never called. You know, given the natural menace I bring to the screen.

I had Courtney Love's left bosom out of her dress on my plate in front of me. It was extraordinary. I didn't know where to look.

You know everyone loves to be the villain.

I could do with more mobbing. Particularly from women. I'd like to be treated like Ricky Martin.

I've always enjoyed sex scenes, though you're not really supposed to. The classic answer is, 'Oh, it's not sexy at all because there are so many technicians standing around.' But I've always found them extremely arousing.

I'm a laugh tart. I make no secret of that fact.