I had Courtney Love's left bosom out of her dress on my plate in front of me. It was extraordinary. I didn't know where to look.

Japanese women have always loved my films, even when no one else did. Ever since I made 'Maurice' in the 1980s, I've been getting hundreds of letter from Japanese girls. They definitely have a special place in my heart.

There is space in the supermarket shelf for all of us.

The only reason my work seems to be eclectic up to a certain period is because I was a failure as an actor.

I could do with more mobbing. Particularly from women. I'd like to be treated like Ricky Martin.

Basically, my life is so boring, it's embarrassing.

You know everyone loves to be the villain.