I had Courtney Love's left bosom out of her dress on my plate in front of me. It was extraordinary. I didn't know where to look.

Basically, my life is so boring, it's embarrassing.

And film acting is incredibly tedious, just by its nature. It's incredibly, mind numbingly slow.

You know everyone loves to be the villain.

I don't particularly like babies. I don't mind them for about four minutes. That's my max. After that I can't quite see what everyone's fussing about.

My dad used to have to open the second bottle of wine in the loo in case Mum heard the cork coming out.

I'm a laugh tart. I make no secret of that fact.