People will survive, and they will find happiness. Happiness only comes when you're not looking for it.

The only good thing I've ever noticed about money, the only positive aspect of an otherwise pretty vulgar commodity, is that you can use it to buy things.

I have been instrumental in banning bottled water on the set. It hasn't gone that well with the crew... so I replaced it with tequila.

Now, my mom always said two wrongs don't make a right. But she never said anything about four wrongs, and that always left me confused.

[...] and as I walked, I tried to see the funny side. It wasn't easy, and I'm still not sure that I managed it properly, but it's just something I like to do when things aren't going well. Because what does it mean, to say that things aren't going well? Compared to what? You can say: compared to how things were going a couple of hours ago, or a couple of years ago. But that's not the point. If two cars are speeding towards a brick wall with no brakes, and one car hits the wall moments before the other, you can't spend those moments saying that the second car is much better off than the first.

Pain is an event. It happens to you, and you deal with it in whatever way you can.

They, all of them, work incredibly hard to make me seem clever and heroic, neither of which I am.