Errol Flynn and I are the only ones left who do any good old hell raising.

There are certain sections of New York, Major, that I wouldn't advise you to try to invade.

I can't say I ever loved my mother; I admired her.

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi.

I gave up drinking once -- it was the worst afternoon of my entire life.

I let my drinking do the talking.

"The whole world is three drinks behind. If everyone in the world would take three drinks, we would have no trouble. If Stalin, Truman and everybody else in the world had three drinks right now, we’d all loosen up and we wouldn’t need the United Nations.