Humphrey Bogart Quotes

If a face like Ingrid Bergman's looks at you as though you're adorable, everybody does. You don't have to act very much.

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go.

Making money isn't the main point of business. Money is a by-product.... A new product has been found, something of use to the world. A new industry moves into an undeveloped area. Factories go up, machines go in and you're in business. It's coincidental that people who've never seen a dime now have a dollar and barefooted kids wear shoes and have their faces washed. What's wrong with an urge that gives people libraries, hospitals, baseball diamonds and movies on a Saturday night?

I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me.

I can't say I ever loved my mother; I admired her.

Awards are meaningless for actors, unless they all play the same part.

The only good reason to have money is this: so that you can tell any SOB in the world to go to hell.

(on Katharine Hepburn) She talks at you as though you were a microphone; she lectured the hell out of me on temperance and the evils of drink. She doesn't give a damn how she looks. I don't think she tries to be a character. I think she is one.

[On the House Un-American Activities Committee] They'll nail anyone who ever scratched his ass during the National Anthem.

A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.

(On Ingrid Bergman) "I didn't do anything I've never done before, but when the camera moves in on that Bergman face, and she's saying she loves you, it would make anybody feel romantic."

I don't hurt the industry. The industry hurts itself, by making so many lousy movies - as if General Motors deliberately put out a bad car.

The only way to find the best actor would be to let everybody play Hamlet and let the best man win.

"The whole world is three drinks behind. If everyone in the world would take three drinks, we would have no trouble. If Stalin, Truman and everybody else in the world had three drinks right now, we’d all loosen up and we wouldn’t need the United Nations.

An actor needs something to stabilize his personality, something to nail down what he really is, not what he is currently pretending to be.

There never seems to be any trouble brewing around a bar until a woman puts that high heel over the brass rail. Don't ask me why, but somehow women at bars seem to create trouble among men.

This guy (Marlon Brando) - he'll be doing Hamlet when the rest of us are selling potatoes.

The whole world is about three drinks behind.

Acting is like sex: you either do it and don't talk about it, or you talk about it and don't do it. That's why I'm always suspicious of people who talk too much about either.

Rick Blaine: We'll always have Paris. We didn't have Paris, we lost it until you came to Casablanca. We got it back last night. Ilsa Lund: When I said I would never leave you. . . . Rick Blaine: And you never will. But I got a job to do too. Where I'm going you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of. Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that. Now, now . . . here's looking at you kid.

People who don't drink are afraid of revealing themselves.

Acting is experience with something sweet behind it.

Such a lot of guns around town and so few brains!

Everybody has something to conceal.

I stick my neck out for *nobody*!

I let my drinking do the talking.

I’m not good-looking. I used to be, but not anymore. Not like Robert Taylor. What I have got is I have character in my face. It’s taken an awful lot of late nights and drinking to put it there. When I go to work in a picture, I say, ‘Don’t take the lines out of my face. Leave them there.’

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi.

the problems of three little people in a big world don't add up to much

I gave up drinking once -- it was the worst afternoon of my entire life.

I always cry at weddings, especially my own.

Capt. Renault: What on Earth brought you to Casablanca? Rick Blaine: My health, I came to Casablanca for the waters. Capt. Renault: The waters? What waters? We're in the desert! Rick Blaine: I was misinformed.

I hate funerals. They aren't for the guy who's dead. They're for the guys who are left alive and enjoy mourning.

There is more to talking than just words.

Things are never so bad they can't be made worse.

Ah, nuts. I'm an actor. I just do what comes naturally.

Errol Flynn and I are the only ones left who do any good old hell raising.

(On Bette Davis) Even when I was carrying a gun, she scared the be-jesus out of me.

It's a good thing [James] Dean died when he did. If he'd lived, he'd never have been able to live up to the publicity.

Sinatra’s idea of paradise is a place where there are plenty of women and no newspapermen. He doesn’t know it, but he’d be better off if it were the other way around.

The only reason to make a million dollars in this business is to tell some fat producer to go to hell.

Unless you really understand the water, and understand the reason for being on it, and understand the love of sailing and the feeling of quietness and solitude, you don't really belong on a boat anyway. I think Hemingway said one time that the sea is the last free place on earth.

(on Warner Brothers) This studio has more suspensions than the Golden Gate Bridge.

I made more lousy pictures than any actor in history.

Ugarte: You despise me, don't you? Rick Blaine: If I gave you any thought I probably would.

Ain’t nothing a man can’t do if he believes in himself.

I don't approve of the John Waynes and the Gary Coopers saying "Shucks, I ain't no actor - I'm just a bridge builder or a gas station attendant." If they aren't actors, what the hell are they getting paid for? I have respect for my profession. I worked hard at it.

What's at the end of a million dollars? Zero, zero, zero... nothing. A circle with a hole in it.