I let my drinking do the talking.

The only reason to make a million dollars in this business is to tell some fat producer to go to hell.

That's baseball, and it's my game. Y' know, you take your worries to the game, and you leave 'em there. You yell like crazy for your guys. It's good for your lungs, gives you a lift, and nobody calls the cops. Pretty girls, lots of 'em.

I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me.

The only way to find the best actor would be to let everybody play Hamlet and let the best man win.

I can't say I ever loved my mother; I admired her.

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.