There are certain sections of New York, Major, that I wouldn't advise you to try to invade.

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.

Capt. Renault: What on Earth brought you to Casablanca? Rick Blaine: My health, I came to Casablanca for the waters. Capt. Renault: The waters? What waters? We're in the desert! Rick Blaine: I was misinformed.

There are certain sections of New York, Major, that I wouldn't advise you to try to invade.

Ain’t nothing a man can’t do if he believes in himself.

There never seems to be any trouble brewing around a bar until a woman puts that high heel over the brass rail. Don't ask me why, but somehow women at bars seem to create trouble among men.

All you owe the public is a good performance.