There are certain sections of New York, Major, that I wouldn't advise you to try to invade.

There are certain sections of New York, Major, that I wouldn't advise you to try to invade.

Major Strasser: You give him (Rick Blaine) credit for too much cleverness. My impression was that he's just another blundering American. Captain Renault: We musn't underestimate American blundering. I was with them when they blundered into Berlin in 1918.

There never seems to be any trouble brewing around a bar until a woman puts that high heel over the brass rail. Don't ask me why, but somehow women at bars seem to create trouble among men.

I hate funerals. They aren't for the guy who's dead. They're for the guys who are left alive and enjoy mourning.

I stick my neck out for *nobody*!

I can't say I ever loved my mother; I admired her.