"The whole world is three drinks behind. If everyone in the world would take three drinks, we would have no trouble. If Stalin, Truman and everybody else in the world had three drinks right now, we’d all loosen up and we wouldn’t need the United Nations.

Ugarte: You despise me, don't you? Rick Blaine: If I gave you any thought I probably would.

I always cry at weddings, especially my own.

I made more lousy pictures than any actor in history.

The only thing money is good for is to buy your freedom.

A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.

If a face like Ingrid Bergman's looks at you as though you're adorable, everybody does. You don't have to act very much.