"The whole world is three drinks behind. If everyone in the world would take three drinks, we would have no trouble. If Stalin, Truman and everybody else in the world had three drinks right now, we’d all loosen up and we wouldn’t need the United Nations.

(on Warner Brothers) This studio has more suspensions than the Golden Gate Bridge.

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me.

It's a good thing [James] Dean died when he did. If he'd lived, he'd never have been able to live up to the publicity.

There is more to talking than just words.

the problems of three little people in a big world don't add up to much