The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

I have always loved blizzards, if only because of the driving experience - which is definitely an acquired taste.

These things happen. One day you run everything, and the next day you run like a dog.

All golfers fear the one-iron. It has no angle, no loft. The one-iron is a confidence-crusher, a fear trip, an almost guarantee of shame, failure, dumbness and humiliation if you ever use it in public.

Old elephants limp off to the hills to die; old Americans go out to the highway and drive themselves to death with huge cars.

That was always the difference between Muhammad Ali and the rest of us. He came, he saw, and if he didn't entirely conquer - he came as close as anybody we are likely to see in the lifetime of this doomed generation.

The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.