Stay naked as much as possible, but do not impose your orgiastic will on others. Don't have sex in the lobby - it's usually awkward.

Most people who deal in words don't have much faith in them and I am no exception.

If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.

We can't stop here, this is bat country!

Women are terrified of being raped, but somewhere in the back of the womb there is one rebellious nerve end that tingles with curiosity whenever the word is mentioned.

As hideous and dumb as it sounds, I wouldn't be at all surprised by an invasion of Iraq on September II. I'll take a long shot bet on that.

On my tombstone they will carve, "IT NEVER GOT FAST ENOUGH FOR ME.