There’s a lot of things wrong with this country, but one of the few things still right with it is that a man can steer clear of the organized bullshit if he really wants to. It’s a goddamned luxury, and if I were you, I’d take advantage of it while you can.

Buy the ticket, take the ride.

There is an ancient Celtic axiom that says 'Good people drink good beer.' Which is true, then as now. Just look around you in any public barroom and you will quickly see: Bad people drink bad beer. Think about it.

A man can live on his wits and his balls for only so long.

Graffiti is beautiful; like a brick in the face of a cop.

A word to the wise is infuriating.

Morality is temporary, wisdom is permanent.