Any kind of political campaign that taps the kind of energy that nothing else can reach would generate a tremendous high for everybody involved in it.

Cover a war in a place where you can't drink beer or talk to a woman? Hell no!

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

October is the cruelest month of any election year, but by then, the pain is so great that even the strong are like jelly and time has lost all meaning for anybody still involved in a political campaign. By that time, even candidates running unopposed have abandoned all hope of victory and live only for the day when they will finally be free to seek vengeance on all those treacherous bastards who once passed themselves off as loyal friends and allies and swore they were only in it because they all shared the same hopes and dreams.

If you have half a story and you don't know the rest, you use what you have to pry the rest out of someone.

The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life

'Crazy' is a term of art; 'Insane' is a term of law. Remember that, and you will save yourself a lot of trouble.