Sportswriters are a rude and brainless subculture of fascist drunks

Good peo­ple drink good beer. Just look around any pub­lic bar­room and you will see: Bad peo­ple drink bad beer. Think about it.

Fiction is based on reality unless you're a fairytale artist.

The next MVP of the Super Bowl is just as likely to have been a full-time grocery store bagger last year as a Heisman Trophy winner.

I'm a relatively respectable citizen. Multiple felon perhaps, but certainly not dangerous.

We cannot expect people to have respect for law and order until we teach respect to those we have entrusted to enforce those laws.

As a senior, you may be wondering what you want to do with your life after high school. College? Travel? Get a job? Options are limitless, but it will be good to have a plan. Use the high school senior quotes about life below to come up with ideas on what you want to make of yourself after high school. The person who doesn't scatter the morning dew will not comb gray hairs.