Ah, lives there a man with soul so dead, who never to himself hath said As he hunched and rolled in his comfortable bed: To hell with the rent . . . I'll drink instead!

All energy flows according to the whims of the great Magnet. What a fool I was to defy him.

We cannot expect people to have respect for law and order until we teach respect to those we have entrusted to enforce those laws.

There is no such thing as paranoia. Your worst fears can come true at any moment.

There is no way to understand the public reaction to the sight of a Freak smashing a coconut with a hammer on the hood of a white Cadillac in a Safeway parking lot unless you actually do it, and I tell you it's tense.

I have always loved blizzards, if only because of the driving experience - which is definitely an acquired taste.

If you have half a story and you don't know the rest, you use what you have to pry the rest out of someone.