I'd almost prefer [Richard] Nixon. I'd say [Bill] Clinton is every bit as corrupt as Nixon, but a lot smoother.

Objective journalism is one of the main reasons that American politics has been allowed to be so corrupt for so long.

Anybody who thinks that 'it doesn't matter who's President' has never been Drafted and sent off to fight and die in a vicious, stupid war on the other side of the world

Nixon was no more a saint than he was a great president.

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

You can’t play city rules when you live in a jungle.

Remember this, folks - I am a Hillbilly, and I don't always Bet the same way I talk. Good advice is one thing, but smart gambling is quite another.