Old God sure was in a good mood when he made this place.

In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Stay naked as much as possible, but do not impose your orgiastic will on others. Don't have sex in the lobby - it's usually awkward.

You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands.

And the whole Bush family, from Texas, should be boiled in poisoned oil.

They're gonna make it look like suicide. I know how those bastards think.