I didn't know Johnny Depp could act until he played me.

Old elephants limp off to the hills to die; old Americans go out to the highway and drive themselves to death with huge cars.

Anything worth doing is worth doing well.

If we get chased out of Iraq with our tail between our legs, that will be the fifth consecutive Third-world country with no hint of a Navy or an Air Force to have whipped us in the past 40 years.

You can't hoard fun. It has no shelf life.

Stay naked as much as possible, but do not impose your orgiastic will on others. Don't have sex in the lobby - it's usually awkward.

The towers are gone now, reduced to bloody rubble, along with all hopes for Peace in Our Time, in the United States or any other country. Make no mistake about it: We are At War now & with somebody & and we will stay At War with that mysterious Enemy for the rest of our lives.