Fiction is based on reality unless you're a fairytale artist.
Old God sure was in a good mood when he made this place.
Anything worth doing is worth doing well.
In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.
I'm doing an introduction for one of Ralph's [Steadman] books. He's doing something called Gonzo, the Art I think he's stealing from me. I like Steadman and his coattail abilities. Ralph is better at business than I am. He has always managed to get free whiskey.
When you push a car off a cliff and blow it up, be sure to roll the windows down to avoid shrapnel. Also, strip the license plate so you're not billed for the cleanup.