There is something fresh and crisp about the first hours of a Caribbean day, a happy anticipation that something is about to happen, maybe just up the street or around the next corner.

Sportswriters are a rude and brainless subculture of fascist drunks

I knew a Buddhist once, and I've hated myself ever since.

As long as I'm learning something, I figure I'm OK - it's a decent day.

A little bit of this town goes a very long way. After five days in Vegas you feel like you've been here for five years.

There are always risks in challenging excessive police power, but the risks of not challenging it are more dangerous, even fatal.

Richard Nixon was a criminally insane Monster - Bill Clinton is a black-hearted Swine of a friend.