If we get chased out of Iraq with our tail between our legs, that will be the fifth consecutive Third-world country with no hint of a Navy or an Air Force to have whipped us in the past 40 years.

Revenge is one of the few things in politics that never gets lost in the mail or written off for a dime on the dollar like losers' campaign debts or pledges to help the Poor.

Life is beautiful and living is pain.

Luck is a very thin wire between survival and disaster, and not many people can keep their balance on it.

A man can live on his wits and his balls for only so long.

Familiarity seems to breed contempt

There is nothing worse than a man in the throws of an ether bender.