The best thing about the Kentucky Derby is that it is only two minutes long. It is the quickest event in sports, except for Sumo-wrestling & Mike Tyson fights. Maybe Drag-racing is quicker, but I have never been attracted to it.

We are turning into a nation of whimpering slaves to Fear

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

Cover a war in a place where you can't drink beer or talk to a woman? Hell no!

Never turn your back on fear. It should always be in front of you, like a thing that might have to be killed.

The best thing about the Kentucky Derby is that it is only two minutes long. It is the quickest event in sports, except for Sumo-wrestling & Mike Tyson fights. Maybe Drag-racing is quicker, but I have never been attracted to it.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.