The best thing about the Kentucky Derby is that it is only two minutes long. It is the quickest event in sports, except for Sumo-wrestling & Mike Tyson fights. Maybe Drag-racing is quicker, but I have never been attracted to it.

In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile - and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: Not necessarily to Win, but mainly to keep from Losing Completely.

Yesterday's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why.

I was not proud of what I had learned but I never doubted that it was worth knowing.

I understand that fear is my friend, but not always. Never turn your back on Fear. It should always be in front of you, like a thing that might have to be killed. My father taught me that, along with a few other things that have kept my life interesting.

I just usually go with my own taste. If I like something, and it happens to be against the law, well, then I might have a problem.

This is the fast lane, folks...and some of us like it here.