Have an objective to give your bender a theme. For instance, stalking and killing a wild pig with a bowie knife.
Children are like TV sets. When they start acting weird, whack them across the head with a big rubber basketball shoe.
Morality is temporary, wisdom is permanent.
You can’t play city rules when you live in a jungle.
Relax - This won't hurt.
That was always the difference between Muhammad Ali and the rest of us. He came, he saw, and if he didn't entirely conquer - he came as close as anybody we are likely to see in the lifetime of this doomed generation.