Cover a war in a place where you can't drink beer or talk to a woman? Hell no!

Women are terrified of being raped, but somewhere in the back of the womb there is one rebellious nerve end that tingles with curiosity whenever the word is mentioned.

The behavior of the crowd at Churchill Downs is like 100,000 vicious Hyenas going berserk all at once in a space about the size of a 777 jet or the White House lawn.

The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life

Cover a war in a place where you can't drink beer or talk to a woman? Hell no!

It's in my interest, in ours perhaps, or maybe the interests of the greater good, for me to smoke a joint, and calm down.

It was one of those fine little love stories that can make you smile in your sleep at night.