A man can live on his wits and his balls for only so long.

I guess I'm just courtly until people get in my way. You'll find most Southerners are like that.

Richard Nixon was a criminally insane Monster - Bill Clinton is a black-hearted Swine of a friend.

You'd be surprised at the things people will do in order to get their names or pictures in the paper.

I have always loved blizzards, if only because of the driving experience - which is definitely an acquired taste.

You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye.

I don't think that my kind of journalism has ever been universally popular. It's lonely out here.