Did you see Bush on TV, trying to debate? Jesus, he talked like a donkey with no brains at all...It was pitiful...I almost felt sorry for him, until I heard someone call him 'Mr. President,' and then I felt ashamed.

The trouble with Nixon is that he's a serious politics junkie. He's totally hooked and like any other junkie, he's a bummer to have around, especially as President.

I need beaches, and blackness, and moonlit nakedness.

Which is not really a hell of a lot to ask, Lord, because the final incredible truth is that I am not guilty. All I did was take your gibberish seriously... and you see where it got me? My primitive Christian instincts have made me a criminal.

No, this is not a good town for psychedelic drugs. Reality itself is too twisted.

Luck is a very thin wire between survival and disaster, and not many people can keep their balance on it.

My greatest talent is in my ability to choose good friends. It's about as important as things get.