Crack is ruining the drug culture.

Nixon was a crook, of course, but he was also a rabid football fan - and he knew the game, which still astounds me, but I have always had a soft spot for him because of it.

Children are like TV sets. When they start acting weird, whack them across the head with a big rubber basketball shoe.

They don't hardly make 'em like him any more - but just to be on the safe side, he should be castrated anyway.

I damn well intend to keep on living the way I think I should.

There is no way to understand the public reaction to the sight of a Freak smashing a coconut with a hammer on the hood of a white Cadillac in a Safeway parking lot unless you actually do it, and I tell you it's tense.

I've been studying drugs for years.