Myths and legends die hard in America.

...the crazy never die.

The best thing about the Kentucky Derby is that it is only two minutes long. It is the quickest event in sports, except for Sumo-wrestling & Mike Tyson fights. Maybe Drag-racing is quicker, but I have never been attracted to it.

The trouble with Nixon is that he's a serious politics junkie. He's totally hooked and like any other junkie, he's a bummer to have around, especially as President.

I noticed at once that Depp had a dangerously energized intelligence . . . He was a suave little brute, but he had a wicked sense of humor and a rare instinct for escalation.

I have no taste for either poverty or honest labor, so writing is the only recourse left for me

Who said anything about slicing you up? ... I just wanted to carve a little Z on your forehead-- nothing serious.