The highways are crowded with people who drive as if their sole purpose in getting behind the wheel is to avenge every wrong done them by man, beast or fate. The only thing that keeps them in line is their fear of death, jail and lawsuits.

The Raiders of old were vicious and crazy and cruel. Hanging around their locker room was like hanging around the weight room at Folsom Prison.

All political power comes from the barrel of either guns, pussy, or opium pipes, and people seem to like it that way.

Politics is the art of controlling your environment.

I didn't know Johnny Depp could act until he played me.

I may sound a little black, but I'm really pretty well adjusted.

That was always the difference between Muhammad Ali and the rest of us. He came, he saw, and if he didn't entirely conquer - he came as close as anybody we are likely to see in the lifetime of this doomed generation.