Politics is the art of controlling your environment.

We must have football. What would this country be without football in October?

If you get people asking the wrong questions, you don't have to worry about the answers.

Objective journalism is one of the main reasons that American politics has been allowed to be so corrupt for so long.

In the meantime, I would drink, rest, and ponder the meaning of this mob.

Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba.

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time.