Have an objective to give your bender a theme. For instance, stalking and killing a wild pig with a bowie knife.

Rush Limbaugh is a lame professional swine, and he makes a good living at it. He is like a hired geek in some traveling backwoods carnival - the freaks who bite the heads off chickens - but Limbaugh is a modernized geek who thinks he can bite the heads off of people.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

An outlaw can be defined as somebody who lives outside the law, beyond the law and not necessarily against it.

Turn the goddam music up! My heart feels like an alligator!

I felt like a monster reincarnation of Horatio Alger: A man on the move, and just sick enough to be totally confident.

Who knows? If there is in fact, a heaven and a hell, all we know for sure is that hell will be a viciously overcrowded version of Phoenix & a clean well lighted place full of sunshine and bromides and fast cars where almost everybody seems vaguely happy, except those who know in their hearts what is missing... And being driven slowly and quietly into the kind of terminal craziness that comes with finally understanding that the one thing you want is not there. Missing. Back-ordered. No tengo. Vaya con dios. Grow up! Small is better. Take what you can get.