Have an objective to give your bender a theme. For instance, stalking and killing a wild pig with a bowie knife.

Las Vegas is the savage heart of the American Dream.

The Jews don't beleive in Jesus! Why should I?! WHOOOEEEE!!

Victory is a fleeting thing in the gambling business. Today's winners are tomorrow's blinking toads, dumb beasts with no hope.

With the truth so dull and depressing, the only working alternative is wild bursts of madness and filigree.

March is a month without mercy for rabid basketball fans. There is no such thing as a 'gentleman gambler' when the Big Dance rolls around. All sheep will be fleeced, all fools will be punished severely... There are no Rules when the deal goes down in the final weeks of March. Even your good friends will turn into monsters.

There is no story unless you've written it.