All energy flows according to the whims of the great Magnet. What a fool I was to defy him.

Good news is rare these days, and every glittering ounce of it should be cherished and hoarded and worshipped and fondled like a priceless diamond.

These things happen. One day you run everything, and the next day you run like a dog.

The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.

If I'd written all the truth I knew for the past ten years, about 600 people - including me - would be rotting in prison cells from Rio to Seattle today. Absolute truth is a very rare and dangerous commodity in the context of professional journalism.

Have an objective to give your bender a theme. For instance, stalking and killing a wild pig with a bowie knife.

In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.