Revenge is one of the few things in politics that never gets lost in the mail or written off for a dime on the dollar like losers' campaign debts or pledges to help the Poor.

As long as I'm learning something, I figure I'm OK - it's a decent day.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Women are terrified of being raped, but somewhere in the back of the womb there is one rebellious nerve end that tingles with curiosity whenever the word is mentioned.

Jesus man! You don't look for acid! Acid finds you when it thinks you're ready.

Old elephants limp off to the hills to die; old Americans go out to the highway and drive themselves to death with huge cars.

and he would probably not agree with my conviction that a sense of humor is the main measure of sanity. But who can say for sure? Humor is a very private thing.