A word to the wise is infuriating.

People think I watch TV too much, but they are wrong. There is a huge difference between merely "watching" TV and learning to respond aggressively to it. The difference, for most people, is the difference between the living and dying of their own brains.

A little bit of this town goes a very long way. After five days in Vegas you feel like you've been here for five years.

Myths and legends die hard in America.

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body.

The Raiders of old were vicious and crazy and cruel. Hanging around their locker room was like hanging around the weight room at Folsom Prison.

All energy flows according to the whims of the great Magnet. What a fool I was to defy him.