A word to the wise is infuriating.

An outlaw can be defined as somebody who lives outside the law, beyond the law and not necessarily against it.

All political power comes from the barrel of either guns, pussy, or opium pipes, and people seem to like it that way.

Children are like TV sets. When they start acting weird, whack them across the head with a big rubber basketball shoe.

It's hard to say what I meant by "as we know it." I'm not about to go up on a mountain on new year's eve and wait for the lightening to strike.

I don't think that my kind of journalism has ever been universally popular. It's lonely out here.

The regrets I have are so minor. You know, would I leave my Keith Richards hat, with the silver skull on it, on the stool at the coffee shop at LaGuardia? I wouldn't do that again. But overall, no, I don't have any regrets.