Children are like TV sets. When they start acting weird, whack them across the head with a big rubber basketball shoe.

Like most of the others, I was a seeker, a mover, a malcontent, and at times a stupid hell-raiser.

Anybody who thinks that 'it doesn't matter who's President' has never been Drafted and sent off to fight and die in a vicious, stupid war on the other side of the world

it's 12 amyl nitrites (one box), in conjunction with as many beers as necessary.

I'd almost prefer [Richard] Nixon. I'd say [Bill] Clinton is every bit as corrupt as Nixon, but a lot smoother.

Get out of control, but appear under control. It?s not bad to alarm other people, though ? it?s good for them.

"Perceive" is the word that became in the '72 campaign what "charisma" was for the 1960, '64 and even the '68 campaigns. "Perceive" is the new key word. When you say perceive you imply the difference between what the candidate is and the way the public or the voters see him.