Buy the ticket, take the ride.

The pleasure is in the path, the search for something good.

Sportswriters are a rude and brainless subculture of fascist drunks, a gang of vicious monkeys jerking off in a zoo cage... more disgusting by nature than maggots oozing out the carcass of a dead animal.

Everyone crashes Some get back on Some don't Some can't.

I would feel real trapped in this life if I didn't know I could commit suicide at any time.

I voted for Ralph Nader in 2000, but I will not make that mistake again. The joke is over for Nader. He was funny once, but now he belongs to the dead.

This is the fast lane, folks...and some of us like it here.