I miss Nixon. Compared to these Nazis we have in the White House now, Richard Nixon was a flaming liberal.

I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes.

On some days you get what you want, and on others, you get what you need.

Jesus man! You don't look for acid! Acid finds you when it thinks you're ready.

There is something fresh and crisp about the first hours of a Caribbean day, a happy anticipation that something is about to happen, maybe just up the street or around the next corner.

Today's pig is tomorrows bacon!

Some may never live, but the crazy never die.