A little bit of this town goes a very long way.

Sometimes you're fooled quickly. You want to be fooled. If you can't trust your first impression you're going to have a harder time than you should.

Those who fail to learn from the brutal stompings visited on them in the past are doomed to be brutally stomped in the future.

I have always loved marijuana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years. And I still think of it as a basic staple of life, along with beer and ice and grapefruits - and millions of Americans agree with me.

The real power in America is held by a fast-emerging new Oligarchy of pimps and preachers who see no need for Democracy or fairness or even trees, except maybe the ones in their own yards, and they don't mind admitting it.

You won't find reasonable men on the tops of tall mountains.

There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge.