They don't hardly make 'em like him any more - but just to be on the safe side, he should be castrated anyway.

I have warned many times about the guaranteed dangers of betting with your heart instead of your head - big darkness, soon come - but every once in a while you get a fair chance to have it both ways, and the annual NCAA basketball Tournament is one of them.

A little bit of this town goes a very long way. After five days in Vegas you feel like you've been here for five years.

The trouble with Nixon is that he's a serious politics junkie. He's totally hooked and like any other junkie, he's a bummer to have around, especially as President.

Objective journalism is one of the main reasons that American politics has been allowed to be so corrupt for so long.

We must ride this strange torpedo out until the end.

I had a soft-spot in my heart for Ronald Reagan, if only because he was a sportswriter in his youth.