They don't hardly make 'em like him any more - but just to be on the safe side, he should be castrated anyway.

It is like sitting in a traffic jam on the San Diego Freeway with your windows rolled up and Portuguese music booming out of the surround-sound speakers while animals gnaw on your neck and diseased bill collectors hammer on your doors with golf clubs.

Children are like TV sets. When they start acting weird, whack them across the head with a big rubber basketball shoe.

All political power comes from the barrel of either guns, pussy, or opium pipes, and people seem to like it that way.

The TV business is uglier than most things. It is normally perceived as some kind of cruel and shallow money trench through the heart of the journalism industry, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free and good men die like dogs, for no good reason.

I didn't know Johnny Depp could act until he played me.

The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.