They don't hardly make 'em like him any more - but just to be on the safe side, he should be castrated anyway.

The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life

I have always loved blizzards, if only because of the driving experience - which is definitely an acquired taste.

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

Jesus man! You don't look for acid! Acid finds you when it thinks you're ready.

I would feel real trapped in this life if I didn't know I could commit suicide at any time.

Rush Limbaugh is a lame professional swine, and he makes a good living at it. He is like a hired geek in some traveling backwoods carnival - the freaks who bite the heads off chickens - but Limbaugh is a modernized geek who thinks he can bite the heads off of people.