Still humping the American Dream

When you push a car off a cliff and blow it up, be sure to roll the windows down to avoid shrapnel. Also, strip the license plate so you're not billed for the cleanup.

In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile - and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: Not necessarily to Win, but mainly to keep from Losing Completely.

In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.

An outlaw can be defined as somebody who lives outside the law, beyond the law and not necessarily against it.

If we get chased out of Iraq with our tail between our legs, that will be the fifth consecutive Third-world country with no hint of a Navy or an Air Force to have whipped us in the past 40 years.

I think you either have to have a very strong decisive person at the top or else a really brilliant staff command.