We must have football. What would this country be without football in October?

Truth is weirder than any fiction I've seen.

I have no taste for either poverty or honest labor, so writing is the only recourse left for me

There's also a down side.

One of them is knowing the difference between Morality and Wisdom. Morality is temporary, Wisdom is permanent… Ho ho. Take that one to bed with you tonight.

The only difference between the sane and the insane is that the sane have the power to lock up the insane.

We must have football. What would this country be without football in October?