On some days you get what you want, and on others, you get what you need.

Relax - This won't hurt.

Rush Limbaugh is a lame professional swine, and he makes a good living at it. He is like a hired geek in some traveling backwoods carnival - the freaks who bite the heads off chickens - but Limbaugh is a modernized geek who thinks he can bite the heads off of people.

Avoid being seized by the police. The cops are not your friends. Don't tell them anything.

Going to trial with a lawyer who considers your whole life-style a Crime in Progress is not a happy prospect.

It never got weird enough for me.

You can't hoard fun. It has no shelf life.