and the sad notes floated out to the patio and hung in the trees like birds too tired to fly

I never knew where I was going, but I ripped the tits off of everything that got in my way. By the time they figured me out, it was too late.

No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and no man so wise that he may not easily err if he takes no other counsel than his own. He that is taught only by himself has a fool for a master.

The Raiders of old were vicious and crazy and cruel. Hanging around their locker room was like hanging around the weight room at Folsom Prison.

They don't hardly make 'em like him any more - but just to be on the safe side, he should be castrated anyway.

Good peo­ple drink good beer. Just look around any pub­lic bar­room and you will see: Bad peo­ple drink bad beer. Think about it.

It was like falling down an elevator shaft and landing in a pool full of mermaids.