and the sad notes floated out to the patio and hung in the trees like birds too tired to fly

That's where Time magazine lives ... way out there on the puzzled, masturbating edge, peering through the keyhole and selling what they see to the big wide world of chamber of commerce voyeurs who support the public prints.

The world is still a weird place, despite my efforts to make clear and perfect sense of it.

The mind & body must be subjected to extreme stimulus, by means of drugs & music.

There is nothing worse than a man in the throws of an ether bender.

In some circles, the Mint 400 is a far, far better thing than the Superbowl, the Kentucky Derby, and the lower Oakland roller derby finals all rolled into one. This race attracts a very special breed.

Some people will tell you that slow is good - but I'm here to tell you that fast is better.