Which is not really a hell of a lot to ask, Lord, because the final incredible truth is that I am not guilty. All I did was take your gibberish seriously... and you see where it got me? My primitive Christian instincts have made me a criminal.

We must have football. What would this country be without football in October?

Which is not really a hell of a lot to ask, Lord, because the final incredible truth is that I am not guilty. All I did was take your gibberish seriously... and you see where it got me? My primitive Christian instincts have made me a criminal.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

And the whole Bush family, from Texas, should be boiled in poisoned oil.

Weird heroes and mould-breaking champions exist as living proof to those who need it that the tyranny of 'the rat race' is not yet final.

I feel trapped if I know I can't kill myself at anytime