It might be a little rough on some people for a while, but I think it's the only way to deal with drugs. Look at Prohibition: all it did was make a lot of criminals rich. Should be legalized for a matter of sanity.

I have always loved blizzards, if only because of the driving experience - which is definitely an acquired taste.

It was like falling down an elevator shaft and landing in a pool full of mermaids.

Luck is a very thin wire between survival and disaster, and not many people can keep their balance on it.

Any kind of political campaign that taps the kind of energy that nothing else can reach would generate a tremendous high for everybody involved in it.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Hit him again, Jack! He's crazy!