I am surprised and embarrassed to be a part of the first American generation to leave the country in far worse shape than it was when we first came into it.

Who said anything about slicing you up? ... I just wanted to carve a little Z on your forehead-- nothing serious.

I went to the Democratic Convention as a journalist, and returned a cold-blooded revolutionary.

Paranoia is just another mask for ignorance. The truth, when you finally chase it down is almost always far worse than your darkest visions and fears

If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.

Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop.

I have always loved marijuana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years. And I still think of it as a basic staple of life, along with beer and ice and grapefruits - and millions of Americans agree with me.